my name is jordan.
i dont like people easily.
the only people that you need in life are the people who need you in theirs.
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

codyelizabeth:

“The female love interest is boring to me. A female that’s interesting, smart, funny – that’s what I’m drawn to. I wouldn’t say that every character has to be smart, but she has to have one trait I can relate to.” 
-Aubrey Plaza (September issue of Nylon Magazine)

fuck me Aubrey

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sniffing:

this could be us but you playin

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